I wish I had a makeup and hair artist everyday like crazy Jill Zarin. Smokey eyes for breakfast!
“In literature, the messenger always gets killed.” -Kelly Killoren Bensimon
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Ramonacoasters
“I can’t talk to you. You have no brain, bye!”
In case you guys missed out on this week’s Real Housewives of NYC, please enjoy this clip that was basically the highlight of my week/ the thing I was looking forward to all season. Jill is becoming a middle school looney tune, but dear goodness I love riding the “Ramonacoaster” with her crazy eyes/ robot walk. I know I am repeating my point from beforehand, but please watch this ASAP here.
It should be dually noted that there is yet again no lack of ridiculous brainless comments from Kelly Bensimon, who is a “writer” but might have the IQ of my adorable dog, Jules. Jill brings up Twitter drama. She is approximately 13. However, I am glad they’ve added new blood, Sonja, into this show… hopefully she acts older than thirteen, but that’s still to be determined. Her gushing about Max (whom Kelly dated) and her love of inappropriate things that had me blushing… wait, this is someone’s MOM? Awkward. And not to mention Bethenny, who is about to be someone’s mom, is videotaped peeing on the pregnancy test which she just happened to have stored away? Remind me again- why do I still watch this stuff?
(Un)Real Housewives
The Real Housewives of New York is out of control this season. I have never seen grown women act so immature and pithy in my life! Well, maybe on RH of New Jersey…
Anyway, I watch all but the ATL ones religiously, and I must say lately the drama continues to increase each season. For me, this is great television. Except that I realize that these women on the shows are GROWN UPs who act like high schoolers (at best) and oftentimes have children. When I see them embarrass themselves all over the television, I like to watch it, but if this was my mom… yikes. I suppose I should throw in the fact that I am extremely fortunate to have a mother that does not embarrass me!
That said, whose team are you on- Bethenny or Jill? I never thought that Alex would be the “voice of reason”, but honestly she is the only one you see cooking for her kids, working, and trying to keep peace with the women. And heck, she seems to have a sharper brain than the rest too! Bethenny always has the greatest one-liners, and Ramona is always upsetting someone by speaking her mind rather than behind backs or in the interview room.
So if you haven’t been tuning in this season, start! The roller coaster of the friends turned enemies (Jill and Bethenny) + Ramona’s never-ending word vomit/ consumption of Pinot Grigio + Kelly Bensimmon’s idiotic comments (my friend Jen thinks she looks much like a California Raisin- I mean hellllllo there is such a think as being too tan!)= great TV. Watch it on Bravo on Thursdays at 10 then read the NY Daily Intel articles here and discuss with me!
Bows, Boots, & Blue 