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Douchelord of the Day

Classy

Lindsay Lohan clearly does not have a drinking/pill problem or anything. In addition, she is my age but looks about 17 or so years older. I hope she enjoys her new role as a porn star since she’s missing her court date to “announce” this miraculous comeback. I don’t think they call it a comeback if you’re playing a porn star whose behavior matches yours. I recall the Parent Trap days, and I have to think whatever happened to Lindsay Lohan? I would love too see her return to normalcy, but for now she’s the Douchelord of the Day for choosing alc over her career. Why doesn’t she hang out with Heidi so those two can be delusional together?

-Whitney Manson

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Douchelord of the Day

Douchelord of the DayI think it was pretty obvious a long time ago, but this man, Spencer Pratt, has seriously lost his mind- even his “friends” (they get paid to be his friends) agree at this point. What’s with the healing crystals, rage, female hatred, and fake neighbor child’s birthday party? No one in their right mind would let their child hang out with Speidi unless they got copious amounts of money. Where are your drugs from and why are they making Heidi’s voice go higher?

Mr. Pratt, I give you the award for most embarrassing alum from my school ever. I am ashamed we went the same school, and I even prefer that criminal Joe Francis from Girls Gone Wild to you!